Friday, September 23, 2005

There is no escape, apparently

Everyone says they're tired of steroid-related stories, yet steroid-related stories just keep popping up -- daily.

Now Rafael Palmeiro wants to deflect about .000000078% of the blame off of him by saying Miguel Tejada gave him some B12 vitamins a while back. Raffy, buddy ol' pal, it's over. Done. Kaput. Don't bring up any other names, any other situations, because even if you're telling the truth, it won't make any difference. Pick up your last paycheck, move back to Cuba, and let your accumulated wealth buy you a nice, comfortable life after baseball.

Although, I wonder how they feel about him in Cuba? Hm.

And not to be outdone, the ever-present yet never-wanted Skip Bayless has decided, like uber-moron Dan Wetzel, that not enough has been said about steroids and Barry Bonds. He pens an article here which sounds an awful like about 40 articles he's written before about Bonds. Here's a quote from the opening paragraph:
He continues to astonish, with his bat and his mouth. At 41, Barry Bonds is again proving to be the greatest hitter and biggest jerk in baseball history.

Skip, buddy, is this really astonishing to you? You're so astonished at being astonished that you just had to write about this again? I mean, this is no revelation, no ground-breaking epiphany -- you think Barry Bonds is a jerk, and the greatest hitter you've ever seen. It's been that way for about five years, Skip. This is about the most superfluous article I've ever started to read. Admittedly, I didn't finish it. I've got better ways to spend three minutes than reading Bayless' continued love affair with stating the obvious.

2 comments:

Jim said...

Skip Bayless is a complete Faggot anyway.ever see him on "Cold Pizza". He looks like he should be on "Queer Eye for the straight Guy"

Sorry about the tough year your boys had. They'll be back next year. Hopefully Bonds retire though. I'd hate to see Ruth and Aaron's marks passed by a blatent cheater.
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Aneel said...

I can't STAND that Wetzel character. He's on my all-time punk list.

What is he doing writing about baseball anyway? He's a Detroit basketball/football guy isn't he? Stick to what you know Wetz.