Barry Bonds.
Okay, moving onto other things...
Brad Hennessey.
Okay, moving onto other things...
Is there anyone more frustrating to the rest of the country than Bonds?
Road Crowd: Boo! Boo!
Barry: CRACK!
Road Crowd: Uh, boo...kinda...well, yay! Er, wait a minute. BOO!
Is there any more enigmatic pitcher than Hennessey? Oh, yeah, Brett Tomko. But, besides Tomko, is there any more enigmatic pitcher than Hennessey?
Putting Tomko and Hennessey on the mound every 5th day is like playing Texas Hold 'Em and going all in after the flop whenever you have the nut flush draw. If you catch your card, it's more than likely a winner, and you'll rake in mucho chips. But if you don't, you're left with absolutely nothing.
Just for grins and giggles, the San Diego Padres magic number is down to...seven, I believe, after last night's victory over the We-Used-All-Our-Runs-Up-Yesterday Colorado Rockies. There are 11 games left. The Padres will pretty much have to go about 3-8 for the Giants to have a chance, and of course the Giants will at least need to take 3 of 4 from the Padres in their series next week.
There I go, talking about the Giants playoff chances after I said that I wouldn't. I must severely punish myself with...a bottle of cream soda.
Mmmmmmm. Cream soda.
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