Another plug - Anthony di Giorgio (yes, everyone, that is a male runway model's name) is taking pre-orders for his Father Alou Cream of Wheat t-shirts over at his site.
The pre-ordering page is this one. In his words, "Go ahead, waste your money".
And with that warning, I still bought one. The damned thing doesn't even glow-in-the-dark, it's made of cotton, of all materials (why not Chinese Silk?), and won't protect you from sub-freezing temperatures.
What the heck was I thinking?